raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via madisoncriss)

heysimba:

Facebook commenters on the White Pumpkin Rioters in New Hampshire. The sass is real.

heysimba:

Facebook commenters on the White Pumpkin Rioters in New Hampshire. The sass is real.

(via apolloadama)

minecrafterintraining:

sydney-michellington:

alwaysthestars:

fiedbach:

snowyanna:

215-to-fit:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

"The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win." 

Fun story time. I loved to read. So much so, I was reading chapter books in kindergarden. I broke the record for reading points in elementary school. They actually had to start making up prizes for me. No one in the history of the school had ever read so many books in a year. Basically, my class liked me because I won those suckers pizza parties in my spare time.

In second grade, I had a teacher named Ms. Mobley who believed all children should be average. She flat out told my father that all children should make C’s, and should never strive for more than that.

Not only was she insane, she also would routinely spell things wrong for us to copy for our spelling tests. Later, when we spelled those words wrong on the test, she would mark us off. Yes, our own teacher was sabotaging us.

I should have been tested for gifted classes, but I was not. Why? Ms. Mobley didn’t believe in “gifted” children.

This teacher had tenure and could not be fired.

Never forget.

"The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win." 

George Orwell couldn’t invent this shit

it’s twisted stuff

The reason it’s like this? When the American public school system was developed in the earlier half of the 20th century, it was designed to be a place where children could go while their parents were working in the factories. Then the administrators realized, how convenient would it be to train these kids early to be good factory workers? What do you do in factories? The same thing. Every. Day. That’s why everything is supposed to be the same in the schools. And that’s why teachers don’t like it when you deviate from the norm. And that’s fucked up.

This is pretty much To Kill a Mockingbird, right?

One day we will hopefully have our voices heard and finally fix this terrible system…

(via littlemasonjar)

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

(via twinkyjensen)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via littlemasonjar)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via madisoncriss)

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

(via littlemasonjar)

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via madisoncriss)


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Q

Anonymous asked:

Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

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t-ardigrades:

lumpy-pixels:

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

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What? My boobs are great.

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See? Perfectly fine.

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 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

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Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.

And again perfection.

"saggy" = bound by the laws of gravity

learningpoly:


damselflier:

Yesterday I decided it was time to reach out to an existing partner of someone I am growing something special with. With her permission, I am sharing the part of the conversation that illustrates what it’s like to practice ethical non-monogamy.

Open communication is a beautiful thing.
learningpoly:


damselflier:

Yesterday I decided it was time to reach out to an existing partner of someone I am growing something special with. With her permission, I am sharing the part of the conversation that illustrates what it’s like to practice ethical non-monogamy.

Open communication is a beautiful thing.
learningpoly:


damselflier:

Yesterday I decided it was time to reach out to an existing partner of someone I am growing something special with. With her permission, I am sharing the part of the conversation that illustrates what it’s like to practice ethical non-monogamy.

Open communication is a beautiful thing.
learningpoly:


damselflier:

Yesterday I decided it was time to reach out to an existing partner of someone I am growing something special with. With her permission, I am sharing the part of the conversation that illustrates what it’s like to practice ethical non-monogamy.

Open communication is a beautiful thing.
learningpoly:


damselflier:

Yesterday I decided it was time to reach out to an existing partner of someone I am growing something special with. With her permission, I am sharing the part of the conversation that illustrates what it’s like to practice ethical non-monogamy.

Open communication is a beautiful thing.

learningpoly:

damselflier:

Yesterday I decided it was time to reach out to an existing partner of someone I am growing something special with. With her permission, I am sharing the part of the conversation that illustrates what it’s like to practice ethical non-monogamy.

Open communication is a beautiful thing.

(via verycunninglinguist)

ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit
ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit

ohcoroner:

sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

flowers are bullshit

(via littlemasonjar)

Girls

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

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some girls like girls

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sometimes, they like both

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some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

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and some do

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and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

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some girls cover up

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and some girls don’t

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some girls are bigger

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some girls are smaller 

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some girls are smart

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and some girls aren’t

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some girls are nice

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and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people
and we should be treated like it.

(via littlemasonjar)

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(via tyleroakley)

wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful. wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:


sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.




Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful.

wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.

Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful.

(via hogwartsguidetolife)